I'd love to go into great detail about the gift of "Venti's Gilgamesh Beer Pairing Dinner" for which I received tickets in my stocking from dear old St. Nick. I'd love to share the details, I really would. But a picture is worth a thousand words. And by my calculation, 16 pictures are worth 16,000 words.
Go ahead. Ask me why there are 4,000 words worth of pictures of the cheesecake.