Fast Eddies Pizza
By Vegan's Nightmare -- Yeah, I know. It's another pizza joint. So I'll keep it short. Fast Eddies Pizza is located in the new "strip mall food court" on Mission Street at 23rd. It's next to Scooters of Oregon, and across the parking lot from Sandwich Express. The parking lot is only slightly larger than the South Salem Applebee's (I can see by your door-dings that you know what I'm talking about). The restaurant is clean and tidy with about 8 tables or so, and an open view to the kitchen. My companion and I were there around 12:45pm and it was empty, so we got pretty quick service. They've got New York style pizza by the slice, and you can pick your toppings. I was a little concerned that meant they were going to take a slice of cheese pizza, put my toppings on it and then nuke it, but thankfully it was put in the oven. I chose to build one slice of a carnivore's paradise with meatballs, sausage, and pepperoni, and a second slice with sausage mushrooms and olives -- you know, something a little healthier. In standard floppy-pizza style, I folded both lengthwise and inhaled quickly. The pizza was pretty decent -- I've had better and I've had worse. The meatballs were as good as the ones I get at Costco, of which I can easily put away two dozen without realizing it. I remember that the prices were fair, but unfortunately I didn't write down how much I spent so I can't give you specifics. The most important thing to note is that they have a Michael Jackson's Moonwalker arcade in the corner. I'm not sure why it's important, it just is.